“I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he’s flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that’s a documentary.”
Jack Handy
Let’s face it – the lowly worm gets no respect. They’re considered slimy and dirty and disgusting and they eat dead things. But don’t we all have a friend or relative that you could say the same thing about? But seriously, I realize that worms don’t have the same mass appeal as, say, a furry puppy but the thankless worm is nonetheless an incredible creature whose existence is indirectly responsible for that beautiful Michel-Schlumberger chardonnay you’re sipping on along with that goat cheese and tomato salad.
The worms that I am interested in are members of that huge and diverse group of organisms responsible for eating what most “sophisticated” critters will not – the stuff that’s too old and decomposed and stinky to be of interest to the top feeders. This group includes all sorts of critters — vultures and seagulls, lions and hyenas, sow bugs and earwigs, mold and bacteria. And, of course, worms. We’re lucky to have such an efficient group of waste management specialists working for us. Without these guys (and gals) we humans would be up to our elbows in organic waste in no time. Which leads me to the point of this blog – Michel-Schlumberger Wine Estate has just incorporated vermiculture with our viticulture.
Vermiculture (a.k.a., “worm farming”) involves a specific group of worms suited to consuming and breaking down large amounts of organic matter (similar but not the same as the much larger night crawlers most folks are familiar with in their gardens). The worms we raise are called “red wigglers.” They are red in color and tend to wiggle a lot. They also tend to eat a lot – about half their body weight per day.
The basic principle of vermiculture is simple – you put a whole buncha red wigglers (start with about 1,000 worms) into a multi-tiered bin filled with bedding (in our case, coconut fiber and manure) and you toss garden and kitchen scraps onto the surface where the worms come to the surface to feast. Eventually, you can harvest the worm castings (essentially worm poop) to use as an extremely effective plant fertilizer which is very high in nutrients and beneficial microbes.
That’s the principle, anyway. Our little bin has only been up and running for one week but our herd of worms seems to be adjusting quite well to the new home. The golf ball sized chunk of half-rotten potato I tossed in yesterday is already almost half gone, replaced by a writhing mass of small, but fat, worms.
I admit, I’m kinda weird, but I think it really is a very cool thing to literally watch kitchen waste converted into the best plant food in the world. And I’d love to share the joy. Stop on by sometime, enjoy a glass of wine, ask for a quick peek in the worm bin, and revel in wormy goodness.

Weird Tony